Try to behave. Or don't.
What strangers see
A good-looking serif line with a red full stop. Maybe a gentle note to self.
What you know
An instruction on the front and the loophole on the back. Whoever's reading it from behind gets the real message.
This is the one that named the brand. The front is polite, the back gives you permission, and the whole thing is how it feels to get dressed knowing your evening might not go to plan.
Wear it alone, or pair it with Make me. and let the two of you have the conversation without saying a word.